I tend to avoid July and August, but the rest of the year I’ll drive around the...– Rupert Grint talking about his ice cream truck (via mrsfigscats)
blaqkwidow: i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here” because i need money what do you want me to say omfg I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
damonallbran: preliminaires: neugenics: badafro: ohmygustavsson: pregnancy begins when you look at a boy pregnancy begins when you hear the word boy pregnancy begins the dark pregnancy the dark pregnancy rises
palmate: a-mock-turtle: Do you guys know what this means You’re pregnant before a dick’s even in you now You could be pregnant right now and not even know it I’m pregnant you’re pregnant WE’RE ALL PREGNANT YOU GET A FETUS AND YOU GET A FETUS AND YOU GET A FETUS EVERYBODY LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIR IT’S A POSIVE PREGNANCY TEST EVERYONE GETS A FETUS
What if Harry Potter had been made into a TV...
might’ve been even better
fantasievoll: actuallybatman: actuallybatman: omfg my sister’s date just came to pick her up and i went and answered the door like this 30,000 people have seen a picture of me wearing an iron man mask i really cant decide if i should feel horrified or honored ilu
I don’t find myself unattractive, but I also don’t find myself attractive. I feel like I’m just sort of here, not something that really grabs anyone’s attention. Sort of like a chair. Or maybe a lamp. I love lamp…